9:19 - Craig, a chick in a bumblebee outfit did better on the shot contest than you did. (This burn compliment of Lester the Molester, and brought to you by Soderbear)
9:18 - I'll admit, that weird wig on Kustok kinda does it for me. I'd hate myself afterwards, but I'd do it.
9:17 - Well of COURSE Elvis scored.
9:09 - Dude did Hornquist just get suplexed?!
9:07 - I'm not even pissed about that one. After it goes to 2-man advantage the goalie can take his mask off and go get a glass of water and I won't get pissed at him giving up a goal.
9:01 - The crowd has more Care Bears than the Hawks have shots on goal. I hate my life.
8:59 - Crowd cam is showing girls texting. Is this fucking Wrigley Field?
8:52 - Seriously everytime I talk shit about my team they do well. That's at least half the reason I keep posting on here.
8:51 - Why is it that forechecks look like fivechecks against us.
8:40 - It's times like this that I lament my inability to string curse words together with the skill of Craig Colbrook.
8:36 - Okay Crawford just got hit, time to put John Scott in.
8:35 - I gotta give the Preds props for deciding they haven't hit enough Hawks and need to trip a ref too. Everyone should taste the fury.