10:13 - Rock you like a HURRI-KANE! GET IT?! Seriously I think one of the goddamn Care Bears in the crowd shoulda got first star. But I'll fucking take the 2 points.
10:12 - That's one for the dagger, one for you to shove up your fucking dick hole!!!!!!!!
10:11 - YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
10:03 - My prediction = Hawks score next, then Crawford own goals himself...with his dick.
10:03 - Rinne baby I didn't mean that, come back. I'll control my temper. I bought you flowers. #occupystockholm
10:01 - FUCK YOU RINNE! DIE IN A FUCKING SYPHILITIC FIRE!
10:00 - I am blaming this game on gay marriage.
9:59 - THERE'S WALDO!!!!
9:58 - 6 minutes later I'm still not sure how much of that was Crawford's fault. Shoulda stayed in butterfly longer but I think he was screened. Because, you know, he cares about my analysis.
9:52 - Cue up the fucking dagger bitches. I want Rinne to hear that shit in his nightmares.
9:49 - whenever I hear Frolik's name I think of Zoolander.
9:45 - That's how you get your head in the game. Get it? AAAAAAAAHHHHH Crawford saved that with his dick.
9:41 - All that being said, Rinne is making some amazing saves tonight.
9:41 - Remember what I said earlier about 2-man advantages? The Hawks, and Hossa specifically, did not get the memo
9:40 - I love the slap from Tazer afterwards. I hope they duel afterwards.
9:38 - Next stoppage the arena is going to play the fucking Mortal Kombat theme. Is it glow stick night?
9:34 - I'm glad Kane decided "You know what, fuck this shit. I'm tired of leading the team in points off assists alone. Let me show you bung-knucklers how this shit gets done."
9:27 - Okay guys, time to stop sitting on your dicks. Just tell yourselves that since Crawford has now given up his standard 3 goals he'll start playing like a real goalie.